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  About the Author and Illustrator

  SEAMUS PILGER is an award-winning fartologist and a burrito enthusiast. He first became interested in superfartabilities while studying the alternate forms of propulsion for space travel. While intergalactic gastroenterological propulsion failed, Seamus has made many discoveries in the fermentation of foods in humans. Seamus is a graduate of FRT. He is a lifelong vegetarian and lives on a bean farm in Minnesota.

  STEPHEN GILPIN is the award-winning illustrator of dozens of children’s books and has worked for tons of awesome clients. He lives and works with his wife, Angie, in Hiawatha, Kansas.

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  Cover art © 2016 by Full Fathom Five, LLC

  Design by Victor Joseph Ochoa

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  FART SQUAD #4: THE TOILET VORTEX. Text copyright © 2016 by Full Fathom Five, LLC. Illustrations copyright © 2016 by Full Fathom Five, LLC. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

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  Library of Congress Control Number: 2015951375

  ISBN 978-0-06-236634-4 (trade bdg.)—ISBN 978-0-06-229051-9 (pbk.)

  EPub Edition © April 2016 ISBN 9780062290526

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